Tag: Mike Vrabel

Mike Vrabel is a sick puppy

Reflecting on Mike Vrabel

By: Jake Rajala

Mike Vrabel, who looks like your local gym teacher, has been under the spotlight recently. He has had quite an interesting streak of events with a reporter by the name of Dianna Russini. He wasn’t spotted with Russini at an MLB game with the camera on them. However, they were spotted by TMZ, which is hell-bent on finding celebrity gossip.

It doesn’t look good for Dianna and Vrabel. If former President Bill Clinton can get impeached for cheating on Hillary, it’s not a major surprise that Dianna stepped down from her role as an analyst. I believe the talent from Vrabel and ties he has allows him to stay in the NFL. After all, he won Coach of the Year, last season.

If he skipped chest day, he may not be as attractive, as well.

Vrabel and Dianna rented a private boat while she was pregnant. He did his best “Jordan Belfort” impersonation.

This scandal is almost as depressing as a girl dancing on Urban Meyer. Perhaps Urban’s book, “Above the Line: Lessons in Leadership and Life from a Championship Season could teach a young athlete some bar lessons.

Vrabel learned a lot from Bill Belichick. After all, he played under BB. They both have taste in beautiful women. The difference is that Belichick likes them half as young.

Former defensive coordinator Gregg Williams got caught talking about injuring opposing and he still wounded up with a few jobs after the audio was released. Hence, it wouldn’t be a surprise if Vrabel gets another job if he gets fired from this mistake.

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The rise of Mike Vrabel

Outlook on Mike Vrabel

By: Jake Rajala

Mike Vrabel, who looks like your local gym teacher, has led the New England Patriots back to the Super Bowl. He showed that the Pats didn’t need cheating, I mean talent and brains to reach the big dance.

Vrabel once played for the Pats, let it be known. He was even first team All-Pro in 2007! Vrabel even played while Josh McDaniels was the OC for the team.

Vrabel was left to die on the Tennessee Titans. All he had was Derrick Henry (who may be the same size as him), who could dominate on offense. He went 54-45 in his Titans tenure. Let it be known that he had to work with Ryan Tannehill for five of the seasons. Yes, that’s the same QB that had one winning season in Miami. He could also be known as the “second” best Texas A and M QB of the 21st century.

I believe the Pats are legit with Vrabel, but I don’t believe they will be a dynasty if they win the Super Bowl. After all, they barely beat Jarrett Stidham. Jarrett was once a Patriots QB. Apparently his knowledge of the Pats couldn’t help his team score more than 7 points in the biggest game of the season. Drew Brees must have had a serious reason to stay in retirement.

I don’t foresee the Pats winning this Super Bowl by coming back from a 28-3 score, as the Hawks have the number one scoring defense. I also don’t believe they can win by scoring 13 points. The Hawks are far too explosive with Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Rashid Shaheed, and Cooper Kupp. If the Hawks can beat the number one MVP candidate in Stafford, they should feel comfortable about edging out the second best MVP candidate (Drake Maye).

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